Coffee is God Part 1

I hope that i never reach this point..
But I think i already have..


Yesterday, i drank 5 cups of coffee...
And i could not fall asleep.

Exactly.
But honestly, I think everyone is addicted to coffee.
People worship coffee.

And i feel the same way.

Milkshakes!

For some reason, I just had the insane need for a milkshake.
It overpowered me. I needed a banana milkshake right now.
I tried to get over it, but I honestly could not get it out of my head.
So I went downstairs and did the best i could.
Recipe:
1 Banana
7 or 8 ice cubes
Milk
a teeny bit of honey

Put the banana and ice cubes in a blender. pour in enough milk to cover the ice cubes. put in honey if you like it. blendy blend.
It isnt the tastiest. but it will do if you are out of your mind craving a banana milkshake like me.
yay!


Also:

Hey Hospital!

Are you ready for me?



So, I recently signed up for the Hoag Hospital internship type thingy through the ROP program at my school. Hopefully i get in. Tons of kids apply and there are multiple schools in the same ROP program. If I do, it will be in the fall.
It sounds really crazy and intense. Krystina did it and she really likes it.
At least I will be able to decide if I want to work in a hospital.
Intensity.

Peer into my Orb of Thoughts

When I hear anyone under the age of college talking about their "boyfriend/girlfriend"....

If you are sixteen and you have a "serious relationship"..
You are stupid.

Americans. Rural vs High School:

Apply this.

When I talk to stupid people:


When I'm drawing or sculpting and people ask me the question "What are you making?" or "Is that a 'so and so'???", when it is so obvious. Oh my god, have you just opened your eyes for the first time?

Whaaattt!?!?!?! Homosexuals are GAY?!?!?!?!?

or maybe this is a better example because its visual.


Heres an example of how annoying people are.
Sammee and I went to 8th grade orientation because I was representing the art department by sculpting at out table. I am making a fish. It is almost done, it is obviously a fish. A girl from our grade walks up...
"Hiii Lily."
"Hey, (so and so)"
*looks at what Im making* "Ohh that's cool, is that a fiiish?"
***I look at Sammee***
"Uh no, Its a bird.."
*unreasonably long pause in which the girl actually looks confused*
"OOooohh..Uhh, Okaay.. bye Lily."

More Snipets of My Mind

When I am sleepy, my mind looks like this:
When I am falling asleep, I get this really weird/ awesome/ sometimes dizzying sensation, as if I'm slowly sinking underwater and being spun around by currents. It happens almost every time i close my eyes. I was most likely a sea-dwelling animal in a past life.

When I am confused:
I mean come on... what is not confusing about this. Oh look its a picture of lettuce. Only joking, its actually babies.

When I am with Dan (sometimes):
"Lil, will you make me a peanut butter sandwich?"
"Lil, can you hand me that?"

When I am angry:
In my mind.. "RRraaaarararraraashsdhkajfhkwjvndkjhb!!!!!"
Out loud... "Excuse me please."

Dragons

Fact or Fiction?
This is possibly the most commonly asked question amongst humans everywhere.
If they are real, where is the proof?
If they are not, why does everyone know what they look like?


That second picture is obviously REAL.
There is a real baby dragon in that jar.
If you consider all the theories, and look at all the pictures, and read all the stories, I do not understand how you can still think that dragons are not real.
Personally, I believe in dragons.
I also believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
And fairies and gnomes.
I do NOT believe in el chupacabra.
Or bigfoot.
For some reason those things are just ridiculous to me. They are so obviously made up. People make fake pictures for publicity reasons.
Nessie, fairies, gnomes, and dragons, however, have been around forever!
Seriously folks, get with the program. You want to be on tv, have 8 children. But dont make up complete lies about "mythical" creatures. Morons...

French Class

I have discovered that my school is actually a Kingdom.
My french teacher is the Queen.

Which makes french class no longer a class.
It is an experience. A voyage. An odyssey.
We are not students, we are humble servants of Madame Gruwell.
Sammee and I, however, are ladies in waiting. Our duty is to entertain Queen Gruwell. She has even graced us with her presence outside of her castle. She sat with us in the royal garden. She is kind to those who serve her well, and occasionally gives us gifts for our loyal service. On good days she even joins us in our songs.
Long live Queen Gruwell!
Long live the French Kingdom!

thieves

if only you knew
all those little missing pieces
those torn little paper notes
that wore thin from indecision
those few minutes a day
those little things i just cant say

if only you knew
about all those leftover puddles i jumped in
from that huge huge storm
you set your useless little alarm
if you wake up
it will keep you from harm

if only you knew
all those badly written poems
that i keep secret from everyone
because they are actually about you

if only you knew
why you cant connect who you are
because i write things about you
and i wish you could see
that i dont understand you at all
because you are me

The "25 Random Facts" Thing from Lamebook

1. In the past 9 months i have dyed my hair over 10 times and had over 5 different styles, including dreadlocks.
2. Im already planning my next hairstyle.
3. I like to pick my nose, and i am not ashamed.
4. My best friend is a slut but i still love him.
5. I love pythons, they are my favorite animals.
6. I actually dislike school passionately, however, i love history.
7. I will be the BEST wife and mom ever, because i love taking care of people.
8. The first legit song i learned on guitar was Free Falling by Tom Petty.
9. A science fiction book changed my life. Enders Game by Orson Scott Card.
10. My fist sons name will be Charles Candide, daughter will be Roselena Constantine.
11. I have named all my future kids. I am prepared for 20 but i only want 2.
12. I write letters to my future self, and seal and date them and open them later.
13. My dream husband is a sexy french chef with green eyes and curly dark hair. he will speak to me in french.
14. I like to make up stories.
15. Inside my head my life is actually really exciting.
16. If Napolean Bonaparte were alive, i would be his best friend. sorry Dan.
17. I give amazing advice and im usually right, but no one believes me.
18. In my lifetime i plan to read Anna Karenina, War and Peace, and Don Quixote..
19. I want to be a tattoo artist, but i dont want tattoos on the outsides of my arms.
20. I want to be a sailor but I am afraid of the open ocean.
21. I believe in the Loch Ness monster.
22. When i was little i wanted to be asian when i grew up.
23. I love to dig holes. In the sand, and in the dirt...
24. I wish that life had pause, rewind and fast forward.
25. I once spit across a two lane street.. almost.

Mini Me

My friend Krystina actually croched a teeny Mee!

ITS SO CUTE!
I love Mee so much!
Her blog is coming soon.



Random Fact #2:
Sammee controls the weather.

Random Fact #3:
I CAN actually fly. And i get really annoyed when people say I cant. Because I can.

Inside My Head

In case you ever wondered what it looks like when i close my eyes...
I will show you a few examples.
Try not to be too scared..

Most of the Time:

Self Explanatory.
If one were to walk the plains of my mind, they would come upon many scenes like this.

When I picture my dream man.

I know, they are too hot to handle.

When I'm Sad:

Since no one got the pure hilariosity of the last picture...
I'm sure you get where I'm going with this.
Im not usually sad, soooo.. that's why this is funny.
It's sarcastic.
Sarcasm..
Yea I know, I'm not very good at it.



When I'm with Samantha:

Obviously..

Just a peek into my mind.
Coming soon!
When I am sleepy.
When I am with Dan.
When I am angry.
When I am at School.
When I talk to stupid people.

My Kitty Cat

This animal is one of my favorite things in the world!
Her name is Pooh Bear a.k.a. Sheba.
Dan started calling her that.. and then it caught on.
She is Himalayan. (Persian/Siamese)



She once chased me around my house and cried (in cat language) when i was leaving for school.
Samantha is her Godmother.
She understands human.
She is the sweetest most snuggly cat ever.



Random Fact #1
Samantha once splashed around in holy water and threw it at her friend.

Samaaayyy is here

And we are sitting here on my comfy bed, playing with my kitty cat Pooh Bear.
We just got our hair done. Very cutesy!

So... Today Samantha and I decided to be really adventurous and sit "out there"* during lunch break. (Our usual hangouts (sunspot* and artroom*) have been infested with creeps.) Aaaanywhooo, we found some really nice benches that are usually inhabited by "punks", but they seem to have evacuated to the art room. The benches are a little off to the side away from all the chaos and they are in perfect sunlight. Being the feline girls that we are, we laid on the benches in the sun and watched our peers interact.
This is what it looked like...


"Something is not right." Miss Clevelle would say.**
I think we might go back to sitting in the quiet garden behind the art building.

*Out There: N. Main area of the school where all the kids hang out and stand around. It is extremely crowded and actually frightening at times. We usually sit in quiet areas. See other definitions.
*Sun Spot: N. Small area towards the side of the school. It is actually just the steps by the B Building lockers. Sammee is friends with the attendees of this area. Frequent fliers are called the "Sunspot Kids"
*Art Room: N. The art room. I used to hang out there until people I dislike took over. Namely the lame-o new "punks", bitchy "trendy" kids, and totally un-artsy kids.
**reference to the cartoon Madeline.

Nearest and Dearest

Yesterday was very sad. Dan (my favorite person and very best friend) moved away. I went and saw the new house and helped with unloading and putting things in their places. It is rather far away and its going to be strange not to see him all the time.
Since I am thinking about my friends, I will now give an introduction about the only two that actually matter. Dan and Samantha are my bestest buddies ever!!!
Aaaand i love them.
So here they are.

This here is Dan.
He is outrageous.
I know too much about him. He knows too much about me.
He is a bit of a dork. He is very sneakysneaky.
He doesnt actually <3 NY.


He is a pooh sometimes, but it's okay.

and this is Samantha/Ahtnamas.
She is fab. She is a writer of beautiful things.
She is the only other person on this planet that has the same sense of humor as me.
She is dyslexic in her mind.

She is hawt and i love her!
Basically, these are the coolest people ever.
You are jealous.

Good Eve'

Hi,
I have decided to make a blog that is not anonymous.
Perhaps you (whomever you are) will find my updates interesting.
Maybe you will enjoy hearing about me and my life.
Ho Hum.
Love, Lily the Goose