The times they are a changin

So this blog had been forgotten about.. i think I might have to bring it back.. But it wont be exactly the same.. I don't know what it will be like.. but we will see how things evolve... everyone has a tumblr. what should i do about that?! I dont know. Anyway.. Things will be changing.

The End of School

SO EVIL!
First of all.. Why on earth do teachers assign so many damn projects?
I know they have just about as much drive as the kids do right about now.
There are so few days left that everyone is already out of school in their minds.
I hate math!
RAAARRRR.

So! To cheer myself (and you guys) up...

ANIMAL LOVE!

Basically I found the cutest story in the world.
This little boy just loves his burmese python.
And I can't handle how sweet this is.


Dude! This kid had a dragon father in a past life!!

Daddy!
Amazing.

So just a few more cute pictures to cheer me up and melt my heart.



AAAaaaaahhhhh!!!!
I can't handle it!
Too cute!

Oh My Dog!

I just had a brilliant idea!!!
I will draw my own funny comics!!! Yes! Amazing!
Until then though I will continue on with the ones I stole.
This makes me laugh.

And number one and two remind me of Sammee. Yes Sammee. You.

Why is Youtube

So rediculous.
Why does it brainwash you to watch lame videos for hours.
I have absolutely no idea.
I don't know what to blog about right now.
Usually I have some pretty funny things that just pop up in my mind. Eh, not so much.
I've been thinking about writing a screenplay or something. Just for fun. But, uh, I know that after about one page, or like, one scene, I'd get pretty bored. Plus, what would I write about. And would I make it funny. I don't even know.
I'm just going to put up funny comics from toothpastefordinner.com because that always makes me laugh..

Uhhh.. This made me question myself...



Having kids will be so rad.


Hahahahhaha Michael Phelps!!!




I hate math more than anything in the world, but i just love Pi for some reason.
Or maybe I just love jokes about it...

Again, with the Pi... Oh by the way, parents, family members, friends etc... a message to you, I really want this shirt. They sell it on the website listed above... Buy it for me please. Okay thays all folks.

Dear Ben and Jerry,

First, I would like to offer my compliments. Your ice cream is quite savory. It tickles my tongue on all the right taste sensors. I love the handy size that the carton is. It is so perfect for holding in one hand while the other hand scoops. I would also like to congratulate you on your obvious success as ice cream creators. Your company is very popular. I do, however, have one complaint. I am getting fat. Yes, shocking I know. It is so hard for me to write this to you because I love your company. I just could not get on with my life until I had gotten that out. You have delighted so many tummies and comforted so many newly single women that its hard for me to put any mark upon your name. But it had to be done. Those single women are now even more single than before. The reason is your ice cream. It is a tragic cycle of sadness, then eating, than an even more painful sadness. I only felt responsible for my fellow females out there, eating away their souls. Please excuse me for tarnishing your name Ben and Jerry, but I sit here holding and empty carton of Banana Split flavored ice cream, and I cant help but wondering... why not fat free?
Please take it into consideration dear friends.
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All I Need

I love making lists, so I've made a list of the things I need to keep me happy for a little while. Not to say without them I am unhappy, or that with them I am content with my life.
You know what I mean.
Here we go then.
-Coffee
-Bananagrams
-Peter Doherty

-Crest Whitestrips
-Text messaging
-Myspace comments
-Blogs

-my facebook group about myself
-nail polish
-cucumber and cantaloupe candles from yankee c.c.
-Geico commercials
-Elton John
-Gilda Radner

-movies
-youtube
-Strawberry cake
-Playing guitar and piano
-singing badly
-Chicken Pho (soup)

-Sushi
-Ben and Jerry's (banana split!)
-Macaroni and Cheeze (Kraft)
-my bed
-Pooh Bear! (my kitty)
-driving with people
-changing outfits
-snakes
-vintage pinup stuff
-1920's era

-crazy art
-graffiti
-gossiping about people i dont know
-Hunter S. Thompson


-making up crazy stories
-writing poetry
-writing poetry about my made up crazy stories
-laughing about anything
-lol cats
-rainbows and unicorns

Coffee is God Pt. 2

Someday, I assume there will be a "Coffee Prohibition". When this day comes I will be like Santiago(we got some existentialism going on in english)and I will suffer with grace and dignity. I will also become a coffee dealer. Because keeping people alive is my "project" in life.


And if coffee becomes a drug, they will call coffee making materials "paraphenalia".
"Ma'am, did you know that the trunk of your car is filled with coffee paraphenalia?"
"No, Officer I swear it isn't mine! It's my friends car!"


And the kids will all be drinking it secretly.
"Hey maaan.. I got some hot joe at my house! Wanna go sip it out back? Its really strong maaan. It really gets you shakin.."


Common Parent-Teenager Conversation:
"Johnny! Your late coming home today, where have you been?"
"Don't worry about it Mom, I was at Randy's. Just hangin."
"Come here. Whats that smell! You smell like coffee! Let me see your eyes! Are you high!?!?!"

And us older folks will remember the good old days.
"Whats that these kids are callin it these days Susan? 'Joe'? When I was in high school, we were allowed to drink coffee in class! Can you imagine!"