Coffee is God Pt. 2

Someday, I assume there will be a "Coffee Prohibition". When this day comes I will be like Santiago(we got some existentialism going on in english)and I will suffer with grace and dignity. I will also become a coffee dealer. Because keeping people alive is my "project" in life.


And if coffee becomes a drug, they will call coffee making materials "paraphenalia".
"Ma'am, did you know that the trunk of your car is filled with coffee paraphenalia?"
"No, Officer I swear it isn't mine! It's my friends car!"


And the kids will all be drinking it secretly.
"Hey maaan.. I got some hot joe at my house! Wanna go sip it out back? Its really strong maaan. It really gets you shakin.."


Common Parent-Teenager Conversation:
"Johnny! Your late coming home today, where have you been?"
"Don't worry about it Mom, I was at Randy's. Just hangin."
"Come here. Whats that smell! You smell like coffee! Let me see your eyes! Are you high!?!?!"

And us older folks will remember the good old days.
"Whats that these kids are callin it these days Susan? 'Joe'? When I was in high school, we were allowed to drink coffee in class! Can you imagine!"