First, I would like to offer my compliments. Your ice cream is quite savory. It tickles my tongue on all the right taste sensors. I love the handy size that the carton is. It is so perfect for holding in one hand while the other hand scoops. I would also like to congratulate you on your obvious success as ice cream creators. Your company is very popular. I do, however, have one complaint. I am getting fat. Yes, shocking I know. It is so hard for me to write this to you because I love your company. I just could not get on with my life until I had gotten that out. You have delighted so many tummies and comforted so many newly single women that its hard for me to put any mark upon your name. But it had to be done. Those single women are now even more single than before. The reason is your ice cream. It is a tragic cycle of sadness, then eating, than an even more painful sadness. I only felt responsible for my fellow females out there, eating away their souls. Please excuse me for tarnishing your name Ben and Jerry, but I sit here holding and empty carton of Banana Split flavored ice cream, and I cant help but wondering... why not fat free?
Please take it into consideration dear friends.
Thank you very much for your time.
Sincerely,
Lily Coose, Devoted Female Customer
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