What One Does In A Rural City

These are the things to do in Ramona:
-watch 8 movies
-eat
-gaze into the refrigerator for hours
-walk from one room to the other
-make really atrocious faces at members of the family
-not know how to put the rockband drums together
-check my phone for non-existent texts
-open my phone inbox and double check for texts
-change my shoes
-fail at shopping because stores close at 5pm.
-eat breakfast with Charlotte
-deface Dans pancake because he wouldnt get up
-make pancakes shaped like birds
-name them Birdie Bites!
-get yelled at by dan
-get called fat
-get made fun of
-get put on a diet
-make a pizza and spend hours picking off the meat
-NOT go on the internet
-sit down
-stand up
-punch Dan in the spleen
-get punched in the arm
-get punched in the ribs
-get punched in the leg
-beat Dan up
-fail miserably at super smash
-get laughed at by josh
-eat soup
-get laughed at by Charlotte
-get laughed at by bev
-play with cross eyed cats
-wonder how woodpeckers are not retarded
-find out that dan listens to lady gaga alot
-laugh at this
-yell at the GPS
-yell at the TV
-yell at the internet connection
-yell at sammee on the phone (she stole ian)
-not finish my knitting
-read Vonnegut
-quote pretentious books to one another
-walk around the garden
-not do any gardening
-drink almost an entire case of bottled water
-sing the song "just dance" a million times
-dance to the song "just dance" the entire time
-sing dixie chicks songs
-pretend to not like lady gaga and the dixie chicks
-stare endlessly out the car window
-be really overwhelmed by the actually gorgeous scenery
-fall in love with the hills
-fall in love with the baby sheep
-fall in love with bottled water(its so convenient!)
-see a bison
-see a bison fetch for a ball!
-make a list of things to do in Ramona